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The Operational Excellence Business Manager will work for a fast-growing software business in Perth, WA.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will earn up to A$ 140,000 per annum.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will be part of a strong work/life balance culture.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will have oversight of the information security and IT functions.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will own the application estate, access and profile settings.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will manage the procurement of all enterprise systems.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will work closely with executive sponsors and leadership teams.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will be heavily involved with facilities management.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will be the liaison between HR specialists and senior management.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will be responsible for all staff onboarding and off-boarding.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will work with HR to develop training plans and documentation.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will champion employment contract governance and compliance.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will support sales teams with commercial obligations and fulfilment.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will administer partner contracts and support partner operations.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will manage the allocation of time and resources.
The Operational Excellence Business Manager will bond with Implementation and Customer Success teams.

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